He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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