She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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