I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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