If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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