Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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