Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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