i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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