called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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