Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Hello my rib-scented angel!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
