every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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