i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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