They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
