Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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