That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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