We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
