She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
she smelled like a LAN party
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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