Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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