it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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