allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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