you told grandpa to call you daddy
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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