You're completely useless in the revolution.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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