Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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