Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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