On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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