One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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