: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
soo... how was my night?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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