so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
so much tequila, so little girl.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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