is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I queefed so loud it echoed.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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