your room smells of hookers.
And success
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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