im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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