4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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