I CAN MOONWALK!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
