I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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