So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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