we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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