You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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