he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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