OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
