erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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