i would punch a child for taco bell
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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