I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
So. Much. Porn.
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