Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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