Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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