He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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