That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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