I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I understand Curling. That high.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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