just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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