I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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