u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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