Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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