Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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